If you don’t marry a Nigerian Woman, I weep for you!

Now let’s get this straight, this is not another patriotic strategy, as most people think all my posts or article are about, although there is nothing wrong at all with being patriotic! But this is me spilling out from the bottom and the “koko” of my belly. Trust me as a man if you don’t marry a Nigerian Woman, I don’t envy you at all ooo… not even a bit sef! I really do pity you. Seriously it’s almost certain that you will struggle with some aspects of life as you journey. God help you sha...

Reasons because a NIGERIAN WOMAN IS A COMPLETE AWESOME PACKAGE with no apology to anybody!

I know the first thing that happens when people read an article like this is, they start to conclude stuff like…. “Hmmmm… I think he is trying to get at somebody, or perhaps he wants to win the heart of women or a particular woman by writing this article”, but if you know me very well, you know I don’t really care about chatter like that. It’s too ephemeral and mundane for a serious world like ours today, for me to bother about. In fact, you give me reasons to truly laugh out LOUDZZZZ at you at the end. 

But for the serious person or persons that care to listen, I’m writing this stuff because of a firsthand experience I have of a Nigerian Woman. And I don’t really care if you dispute it though, because your contrary opinion might be your own experience too, and I’m very sorry anyways, even though I don’t REALLY believe you, Lolzzz….

On a serious note I have an experience, sincerely this particular babe makes SENSE! Because of her, I actually first had a practical experience of Proverbs 31, before I read about it, so that the day I eventually came in contact with that portion of the Bible, initially I almost choked, because I thought to myself who has been following me, I mean who has been watching me, and how come it found its way into the scriptures?  

Hmmmm…. The Nigerian Woman! Chaii….. God is good ooo…

She is made of exceptional countenance, loves so pure, and a heart that ‘can give for Africa ehhn’. She is ordinarily very tender, but a fierce fighter when danger is on the way of those she love. So you can say she is tenderly-strong… If there’s a word like that though… Lolzzz. 

Her smile can pull down walls of Jericho, and her frown would have saved Samson from Katakata!

Her ambition and success make you think you are the Boss! Because her humility can make a Christmas goat to surrender his or her life willingly, and joyfully for slaughter while singing a melodious melody.

When she is around, even if the house is on freezing snow temperature, she makes it warm like summer in Sokoto state. And when the house is hot like Sahara desert, she cools it with a snap of her amiable attitude.

Trust me I have seen this manifest, I can’t be deceived by anyone or anything, whether by the media, people or experiences, I know the true content of the Nigerian Woman. Don’t tell me nonsense! Anything contrary is balderdash! Sorry COMPLETE ehhmmm…. Please help me look for the right word jaree… lolzz…

You see in the mining of gold, technically there is really nothing like pure gold, I’m talking about gold in its true form. There's always elements and particles that are not gold in it, the only place you find gold, I mean gold in its purest form ever is in the content of the Nigerian Woman.

And talking about practical experiences with the Nigerian Woman, some of them are my mum, my sisters, female family members, associates, and my numerous girlfriends all around the world, or sorry I mean friends that are girls… lolzz… before some ‘tatafo’ will go and tell my pastor. Anyways let’s forget about that sha…, that’s not the issue.

However, there is a little twist to what I mean by a Nigerian Woman ooo…, pardon me, hope you will not stone me now ooo… lolzz… Sorry I’ve just been laughing all through this article. Please ehhnn… Pardon my manners OK?

What I actually meant by a Nigerian Woman all these while in this article, is not necessarily a woman with Nigeria biological origin whatsoever, but simply a woman with the Spirit of The Nigerian Woman. Whether she is American, Russian, Portuguese, or from Benin Republic, United Kingdom, India, Ghana, China, Japan, Australia, Israel, etc. just name it, wherever really she is originally from is not the subject here ACTUALLY, if she has the Spirit of The Nigerian Woman I tried to describe above, then she is a Nigerian Woman.

Hope I’m not confusing somebody ooo… But if you are still not clear, the Nigerian Woman or any woman with The Spirit of the Nigerian Woman is the definition of Proverbs 31 woman.

So I beg you in the name of God, please and please my guys, the next time you see that fine damsel, and your spirit, soul and body desires her, with the aim and purpose of marriage, just quietly ask her in these few words; “are you a Nigerian Woman”? And if the answer is yes, please I beg you for goodness sake, DON’T LET HER GO! In fact, if you do, I will ‘HATE’ you with passion, because you have personally offended me. Except if you, yourself is not an Ephesians 5 man.

However, if she says she is not a Nigerian Woman, I beg my brother, it's only one life ooo.., is not by force. ‘nbok’ borrow leg and RUN! Sorry, FLEE! Or better still DISAPPEAR with immediate alacrity! 

Thank you for reading, I will see you later. *winks